New Years Cake Receipe

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   NEW YEAR'S CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

  1 cup of water

  1 cup of sugar

  4 large brown eggs

  2 cups of dried fruit

  1 teaspoon of salt

  1 cup of brown sugar

  Lemon juice

  Nuts

  1 bottle of whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the
whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make
sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the
fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares?

Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey
again and go to bed.

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Malc London Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Chalfont Snapper Joined: 11 January 2005 Status: Offline Points: 8490	Post Options Post Reply Quote Malc London Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: New Years Cake Receipe Posted: 30 December 2006 at 11:18am
	NEW YEAR'S CAKE RECIPE You'll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

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Emsy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Chalfont Star Joined: 11 January 2005 Status: Offline Points: 3785	Post Options Post Reply Quote Emsy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 31 December 2006 at 1:06am

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