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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 October 2005 at 2:33am
Originally posted by pierre pierre wrote:

when I had friends we used to have cocktail nights. I'd get bottles of everything and mix up little glasses and play games where the forfeit was a slug of something extremely alcoholic and often pretty disgusting!

splosh of this, dash of that and a big gloop of this! wonderful!!!

I found that cider based cocktails made me lose all feeling in my hands, not an entirely bad thing as it happens!! 

Arr, what did you do to upset them then.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 October 2005 at 3:41pm

ok Sid, I'll let you in on a secret, don't tell a soul!

I aint got no mates!  

I arrange all my teddies in a circle in the garden and play drinking games all by myself. I play strip spin the bottle but them cunning little bears always seem to win! how do they do it?

I've lost count the amount of times Mrs Mad has come home from work to find me semi concious, naked and dribbling, surrounded by a gang of teddies!

the worst bit is the cars that slow down to look at the man dancing in the garden with his tackle waving in the breeze!

this is normal behaviour isn't it?

(I thought everyone did it!)

"I'll get me coat"



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 October 2005 at 10:08pm

Pierre, I think its time you go see the men in white coats!!!!

The teddy protection team will be after you1!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 October 2005 at 3:07am
Originally posted by pierre pierre wrote:

ok Sid, I'll let you in on a secret, don't tell a soul!

I aint got no mates!  

I arrange all my teddies in a circle in the garden and play drinking games all by myself. I play strip spin the bottle but them cunning little bears always seem to win! how do they do it?

I've lost count the amount of times Mrs Mad has come home from work to find me semi concious, naked and dribbling, surrounded by a gang of teddies!

the worst bit is the cars that slow down to look at the man dancing in the garden with his tackle waving in the breeze!

this is normal behaviour isn't it?

(I thought everyone did it!)

"I'll get me coat"

 

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Originally posted by pierre pierre wrote:

It's true. But I heard that he wanted to be just like his hero, Dave Allen, the Irish comedian, so he lopped it off in a bike chain and tried to learn Irishness, sometimes he can be found sitting in his shed on a big tall stool and telling himself Irish jokes as he sips at a glass of gin.

probably.

 

You both come from the Pennington Road area don't you? strange!

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