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Topic: NEW 5 WORD STORY
Posted By: oldchris
Subject: NEW 5 WORD STORY
Date Posted: 03 July 2009 at 10:25am
i was sitting watching the



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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 03 July 2009 at 6:04pm
grass grow, the television was

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 5:12am
on the blink, the computer

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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 10:45am
was on the chalfont forum..


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 8:10pm

The internet had gone down,



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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 06 July 2009 at 8:37pm
so i picked up the..........


Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 07 July 2009 at 3:54am
local callgirl and took her

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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 07 July 2009 at 10:34am
to pierre's new sex shop....


Posted By: J.R.
Date Posted: 07 July 2009 at 11:47am
that was my first bad

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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 07 July 2009 at 1:54pm
boy,
but i like a........


Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 08 July 2009 at 11:37am
girl with a bit of

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 09 July 2009 at 6:06am

a sense of adventure so



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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 09 July 2009 at 8:28am
they teamed up and boarded

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 09 July 2009 at 7:50pm
the 305 to take them

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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 09 July 2009 at 8:05pm
to GX railway station where...


Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 10 July 2009 at 7:15am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who


(shall we copy and paste from now on so we see the whole story  ??)


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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:31pm
then tobic got drunk with..........


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 10 July 2009 at 8:21pm
excitement as the 65 special

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 11 July 2009 at 4:58am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 11 July 2009 at 7:35pm
.  Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 12 July 2009 at 5:31am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him



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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 13 July 2009 at 7:08am
from drinking but not from

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 13 July 2009 at 9:10am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 13 July 2009 at 5:47pm
girls, including Hermoine, she cast

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 14 July 2009 at 4:18am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 14 July 2009 at 7:20pm
him and he followed her

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Posted By: oldchris
Date Posted: 14 July 2009 at 11:20pm
to grow a white beard....


Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 15 July 2009 at 6:55am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 15 July 2009 at 5:15pm
an interview with Dumbledore immediately.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 4:00am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 16 July 2009 at 6:39pm
this and grabbed Ron by

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 17 July 2009 at 4:00am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 17 July 2009 at 2:55pm

to warn the others that



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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 18 July 2009 at 4:24am
the aussie cricketers were coming

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 19 July 2009 at 8:01am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 20 July 2009 at 4:21am
be the highlight of the

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 21 July 2009 at 8:11pm
year, especially if the English

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 3:23am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 22 July 2009 at 5:56pm
do it, and sure enough

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 7:03am
, the Aussies allowed them to

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 23 July 2009 at 6:25pm
shine. The obvious pleasure that

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 24 July 2009 at 4:42am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 25 July 2009 at 7:16am

verge of being a riot 



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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 25 July 2009 at 12:17pm
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 27 July 2009 at 7:35pm
were very disappointed at their

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 28 July 2009 at 9:08am
second elevens performance. Harry suddenly

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 28 July 2009 at 4:23pm
had a bright idea, perhaps

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 29 July 2009 at 4:18am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 29 July 2009 at 4:05pm
forces they could find a

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 01 August 2009 at 7:19am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 02 August 2009 at 5:29pm
brighten everyones lives by banning

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 03 August 2009 at 8:37am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 04 August 2009 at 5:58am
story..................................................................................................................................................., a long silence followed

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 04 August 2009 at 10:01am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 04 August 2009 at 7:24pm
supporters of ArtB and tobic

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 05 August 2009 at 5:00am
were enraged to hear this

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 05 August 2009 at 5:46pm
news as they believed that

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 5:04am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 06 August 2009 at 6:24pm
at least, more like irresponsible.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 07 August 2009 at 5:28am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 07 August 2009 at 4:29pm
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 08 August 2009 at 5:26am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they


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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 09 August 2009 at 8:11am
were confronted by the biggest

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 09 August 2009 at 9:52am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 09 August 2009 at 6:20pm
that they had ever heard.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 10 August 2009 at 9:33am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 13 August 2009 at 5:18pm

was crying in an inconsolable



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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 14 August 2009 at 3:45am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 14 August 2009 at 6:13pm
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 15 August 2009 at 5:10am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 16 August 2009 at 5:43pm
celebrated tobic's birthday in style.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 17 August 2009 at 12:40pm
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 18 August 2009 at 4:46pm
and the canapes were amazing

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 19 August 2009 at 4:47am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 19 August 2009 at 11:43am
girl with a bit of a sense of adventure so they teamed up and boarded the 305 to take them to GX railway station where they saw Harry Potter, who then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 20 August 2009 at 4:49am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 20 August 2009 at 7:35pm
his duck walk and getting

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 21 August 2009 at 3:43am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 21 August 2009 at 7:32pm
amazing impression of a fool.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 22 August 2009 at 3:37am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 22 August 2009 at 7:36am
it made him a millionaire overnight.

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 23 August 2009 at 3:05am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, 

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 23 August 2009 at 6:36pm

at which point Harry mused.



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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 24 August 2009 at 6:48am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 24 August 2009 at 8:58pm
the arrival of the Hogwarts'

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 25 August 2009 at 5:56am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at the arrival of the Hogwarts' entrant into the Miss World

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 25 August 2009 at 8:06pm
contest, it was amazing how

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 26 August 2009 at 2:49am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at the arrival of the Hogwarts' entrant into the Miss World contest, it was amazing how a little bit of make-up

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 26 August 2009 at 5:30pm
and a magic wand could

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 27 August 2009 at 4:01am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at the arrival of the Hogwarts' entrant into the Miss World contest, it was amazing how a little bit of make-up and a magic wand could transform a plain jane into

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 27 August 2009 at 7:36pm
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at the arrival of the Hogwarts' entrant into the Miss World contest, it was amazing how a little bit of make-up and a magic wand could transform a plain jane into such a glamorous and seductive

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 28 August 2009 at 6:22am
then tobic got drunk with excitement as the 65 special lager was now on tap.
Now, alcohol free Tobic abstained, his fantastic willpower stopping him from drinking but not from chatting up all the beautiful girls, including Hermoine, she cast a come-hither spell over him and he followed her to grow a white beard which enabled him to get an interview with Dumbledore immediately. Harry got p*ssed off with this and grabbed Ron by the arm and told him to warn the others that the aussie cricketers were coming later. He knew this would be the highlight of the year, especially if the English batsmen showed them how to do it, and sure enough the Aussies allowed them to shine. The obvious pleasure that this created was on the verge of being a riot by the aussie supporters who were very disappointed at their second elevens performance. Harry suddenly had a bright idea, perhaps if he and Hermoine joined forces they could find a way into the darkness and brighten everyones lives by banning ArtB and tobic from the  story......................................................................................................., a long silence followed this announcement as all the supporters of ArtB and tobic were enraged to hear this news as they believed that to ban them was stupid at least, more like irresponsible. Dumbledore quickly stepped in and changed the subject to avoid any unpleasantness.  Then suddenly they were confronted by the biggest and loudest clap of thunder that they had ever heard.  ArtB crapped himself and tobic was crying in an inconsolable and heart-rendering display of total terror. Once everyone had cleaned up the mess, they celebrated tobic's birthday in style.The champus was flowing freely and the canapes were amazing, even the Duck pate' was enough to drive everyone quackers. Ermm. Tobic had fun, showing everybody his duck walk and getting ArtB to show off his amazing impression of a fool. This was so realistic that it made him a millionaire overnight. Getting back to the story, at which point Harry mused.  Hermoime suddenly yelled excited at the arrival of the Hogwarts' entrant into the Miss World contest, it was amazing how a little bit of make-up and a magic wand could transform a plain jane into such a glamorous and seductive entrant.  The crowd cheered as


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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 28 August 2009 at 5:40pm
she was carried down the

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 29 August 2009 at 9:44am
steps on a stretcher as

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 30 August 2009 at 6:05pm
she had fallen off her

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Posted By: moggies
Date Posted: 31 August 2009 at 12:21am

Ann Summers, dual entry broomstick.



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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 31 August 2009 at 5:43pm
It happened when the batteries

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 02 September 2009 at 7:49am
suddenly went flat due to

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Posted By: ArtB
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 6:50pm
a short circuit in the

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Posted By: tobic
Date Posted: 04 September 2009 at 6:12am
broom handle, due to the

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