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    Posted: 30 March 2005 at 1:43am
 

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

sign up early and get a discount on registration

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

 

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 5:16am
A bit loud, Don't you think
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It's a free country, adopt whatever PC stance you want. Just don't tell me which stance I should take just because it clashes with your opinion.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 7:51am
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 9:54am
Why would anyone want to go to those classes? Them is all wimmins jobs 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 9:58am

Oh Eddie, I really hope you are not particularly fond of all your limbs because if you carry on like that you could lose some rather vital ones!  

 

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Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis jeans... 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 12:32pm
Good one Steve............but men KNOW ALL these things, they just pretend they dont............We have got to give wimmin something to think about while we go out to work........


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 1:37pm
Its good of men to let wimmin paly at this sort of thing, it makes them feel useful.....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 March 2005 at 2:13pm
What's a laundry basket?
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Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.


Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature   anyway.

Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

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 in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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